Colorado signs Adam Eaton to Minor League deal

The Colorado Rockies know a lot of things. And apparently, they know pitching. We know this because they have signed former Phillie and former Oriole Adam Eaton to a Triple-A contract. With the Orioles this year he had a 8.56 ERA and 28/19 K/BB. The Orioles pitching is 100% crap and they decided that Eaton wasn’t good enough to be on their team, so what does that say about our buddy Adam Eaton?

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Actually, he was never mighty so he’s technically just fallen.