Chris Perry is a wanted man

A former first-round pick of the Cincinnati Bengals, Chris Perry is now a wanted man for failing to pay taxes to the city of Wyoming in 2006 and 2007. Maybe he felt like he didn’t have to pay taxes on money he technically didn’t earn!

He’s wanted as in…wanted. As in, the local TV station’s website has phone numbers you can call if you know his whereabouts. He failed to show for a June 17th hearing regarding the matter, and that probably tweaked the nipples of the local government.

Photo Caption: “I was unable to make it to court because it was farther than 2.6 yards away. It would have taken many, many attempts for me to get there.”

This is odd for the Bengals to have someone being a wanted man for tax evasion. It’s usually assault, DUI or a variety of felony-level domestic disputes.