Turkoglu to the Blazers?

Sources tell ESPN.com that the ugliest person in all of sports has agreed to a deal with the Portland Trailblazers.

Turkoglu, who looks like a is from Turkey and was a big factor in the Magic’s run to the Finals last year.

Photo Caption: HEY-do TUR-ko-lu: adjective, French: 1. Butt ugly. 2. Having or containing the properties of a butt. 3. Like, or in the likeness of, a butt.