Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian split

This is not unlike the Hindenberg disaster in Lakehurst, NJ. A shocking moment that ruined lives and forever changed the way dirigibles were constructed. It’s true, Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian have broken up. Oh the humanity! (you saw that coming).

“Nobody cheated,” a source close to the couple says. “This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions.”

Oh thank god! The notion of straying Bush (capitalize that?) is too much to handle.

“It was a totally mutual decision,” continues the source.

Yeah right.