The Miz wants to smack Mangini

We care about professional wrestling roughly about as much as we care about proper grammar and sentence structure. Which is….not very much, if at all.

But, we think it’s funny when someone wants to smack Eric Mangini, mainly because most people would like someone to do it. Well, the Miz, who is apparently a pro wrestler for WWE, came out and said as much.

“A person I’d like to see and smack the s— out of is Eric Mangini. That’s what I’d like to do. He is doing absolutely horrific. He is horrible,” says the Miz, who is a big Browns fan. “Brady Quinn sucks. Derek Anderson sucks. But the reason why they suck is that their offensive line is not giving them time to throw the ball. I want to smack Eric Mangini so hard he poops himself. The Browns are the new Lions. It’s horrific.”

Photo Caption: Yes, this is the same “Miz” who was on “The Real World” and used to get completely wasted and start crying and stuff. Tough to be intimidated by someone who has all that stuff on tape.

The real mystery here is how he said it. Did he said it in a normal, “I’m not on camera right now” type of tone? Or did he say like he he’s the Hulkster being interviewed by Mean Gene Oakerland about what he’s going to do to King Kong Bundy Saturday night? That would be a riot. I think we need more sports commentary and prognostications in the style of a WWE wrestler. Better yet, WWF.