Dave Bing elected mayor of Detroit

Former NBA star Dave Bing was elected as mayor of Detroit yesterday, winning 58% of the vote. He most likely will attack Detroit’s $300 million deficit with a nasty crossover move.

In a related story, OTR had a bong named Dave Bing in college. Referring to bong rips as “bingers,” the name came naturally. Sadly, Dave Bing was destroyed when someone kicked it over, most likely after using it.

Bake McBride was acquired shortly after that, but has needed a new vagina piece for about eight years and has been since retired.