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Tiger needs a “Kobe Special?”

TigerWoodsOur pals at TMZ say that a friend of Tiger Woods who spoke to him on Friday (how long will they really be a friend at this point? He clearly must know that they blabbed to TMZ), says that Tiger told them that he needed a “Kobe Special.”

“I have to run to Zales to get a ‘Kobe Special.’” The person, who apparently didn’t know that Kobe Bryant had to apologize to his wife for banging some 19-year old broad at a resort in Colorado who accused him of rape, asked what that was. Tiger replied, “a house on a finger.”

So, it would seem that Tiger did something bad. Guys don’t go buy “Kobe Specials” when they didn’t do anything wrong.

During the conversation with this friend, Woods said that his wife had “gone ghetto” on him.

It would seem odd that both of them have delayed talking to police if all that happened was he ran over a fire hydrant and hit a tree at 2:30am. Something is going down in Tiger Town and we’d love to know exactly what it is. We think Tiger has some ‘splainin’ to do and then we think he’s got some spendin’ to do. The woman Tiger is accused of fooling around with is Rachel Uchitel, some broad we’ve never heard of but who is probably hot.

Photo Caption: Tiger searches for his ball in Urchitel’s trim.

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