Tiger Woods didn’t bleed in the Escalade

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that Tiger Woods didn’t bleed inside of his Cadillac Escalade – not a single drop.

When police arrived, Tiger had a pretty good split lip, but there was no blood in the vehicle. Tiger’s wife, Elin, told police that she had knocked out the back window of the SUV so she could unlock the door to get Tiger out. Yet…no blood in the vehicle.

All of this could go away if Tiger would just clear everything up and set the record straight. He could talk to the police and get all of this straightened out. He said in a statement several days ago that he didn’t like all the rumors and speculation. Well, what the hell did you think would happen when something this bizarre occurs and you won’t talk to anyone about it. The silence and ducking of police makes it all much weirder.

The Florida Highway Patrol said recently that they are in fact not looking to secure a warrant to get a hold of medical records. But, TMZ is sticking by their previous assertion that they are indeed trying to get a hold of those.

According to TMZ, there are two sets of charges on the table if the FHP is able to get the proper evidence (including surveillance video which no one seems to have). One is that Elin could be hit with domestic violence charges. OTR thinks it could be worse if it’s proven that she clocked him with a golf club. Wouldn’t that be assault with a deadly weapon? Wouldn’t it be ironic? Especially if he had died from the wounds. Then, the very item with which he was able to purchase this kickass house and bang this hot-ass broad would have also been used to ruin him. But, we digress.

There are also potential charges of DUI or something because he may have been on pain medication. But supposedly under Florida law it’s tough to get those charges when there is no one to say that they saw him behind the wheel and driving. So, whatever. We guess the driving-with-no-shoes law would be tough to prove then too.