Nate Kaeding suicide jokes
As tasteless and classless as we are on here, the Nate Kaeding suicide jokes are a bit disturbing only because we’d feel just awful if he really did commit suicide one day. Then we realized that Deadspin posted them so screw it. Looks like they are all over Facebook and Twitter, so we might as well be immoral with everyone else.
Kaeding missed three (THREE!) field goals in a three-point (THREE!) loss to the New York Jets last Sunday in the divisional round of the NFL playoffs. What’s ironic is that this year he was voted first team All Pro.
So here are some Nate Kaeding suicide jokes that we found on Deadspin:
Did you hear Nate Kaeding tried to hang himself last night? He got the noose around his neck, but he couldn’t kick the chair.
Did you hear Nate Kaeding tried to shoot himself last night? The bullet was wide right.
Did you hear Nate Kaeding tried to swallow a bottle of sleeping pills last night? He choked on the first three.
Did you hear Nate Kaeding tried to throw himself into a volcano yesterday? He was going to take a flight to Hawaii, but he missed it.
Did you hear Nate Kaeding tried to slit his wrists with piano wire? He couldn’t get his hands inside the upright.
DISCLAIMER: Just to be clear, we think these are pretty inappropriate.
At half time the San Diego Chargers had it and let it slip away. What a bunch of losers and Nate you were real helpful in realizing this loss.
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nate kaeding should quit playing football and move out of san diego immediately. i play soccer and have never kicked a football, but i guarantee that i could have made a 34 yard field goal to win a football game for the city of San Diego. I hope that who ever paid kaeding under the table to miss those kicks rots in hell along with the biggest choke artist since ray finkle , nate kaeding.
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The Sunday January 17 NFL divisional play off round N.Y. Jets MVP was Nate Kaeding!
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the only honorable thing he can do is go to the Chargers owner and resign, forfeit all future pay on his contract and leave. not just san diego, but california and go find another career. they say he’s an aspiring writer. i did feel sorry for him on sunday but this is a man’s game, and man rules, not little boy rules. he even got a 2nd chance after 2005 or the last time he did this. no 3rd chances in the NFL for kickers like that
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What is the matter with people. So he missed a couple kicks. I have been a Charger fan for over 30 years. He didn’t lose the game. They all did. People that write crap like you bloggers are nothing but losers.
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Yeah, great effort Nate. I don’t wish you would die, but I’m holding hope that you get shot in the foot, maybe you’ll stop playing in the NFL. Thanks for ruining the playoffs. And just so you know, we aren’t just looking for a scapegoat, you really played terribly and lost the game for us.
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The colts are going back to the superbowl! Peyton demonstrated yesterday precisely why he’s the best quarterback in the NFL. The Jets put up a heck of a fight and It looks like they’ve got a very great young quarterback in Sanchez. This might wind up becoming one of the most offensively exciting superbowl games in history.
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