The Olympics start tonight….we think

We admit that we aren’t huge fans of the Olympics, but we also admit that we like the Winter Games much more than the Summer Games. Something about watching two people try to dive at the same time and do the same exact thing off a diving board that makes us think, ‘what have they really been doing with their time all these years’ and ‘is this a viable job skill for later in life?’

But, we’re going to try to get into the Winter Olympics this time. The events are just more entertaining in the cold version of the games. We sure as hell plan to watch the ice hockey, that’s usually good stuff. Ok, even luge and bobsled can be fun to watch, even if there are Jamaicans participating. Figure skating? Eh, you lost us.

Photo Caption: No clue who this is.

So anyway, this is us trying to get everyone as hyped up for the Olympic games as possible. We support Team USA and hope that team Al Qaeda has their hotel bombed.

Check out this website, TeamUSANews.org to keep up on everything happening with our Olympic athletes.