7

Tiger Woods to speak on Friday

Tiger Woods will be making his first public appearance, since completely screwing up his personal life, this Friday at the TPC Sawgrass clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida.

Tiger Woods 200x300 Tiger Woods to speak on Friday

PHOTO CAPTION: Tiger Woods in the woods looking for a tiger

Woods is set to take the podium at 8 a.m. PT and will deliver a very short statement to apologize for his infidelity.  The statement will be written by his publicist, but it will come from deep inside Tigers’ heart.  Woods will not be fielding any questions, because he will get completely destroyed if he does.

Attendance also will be limited to “a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates,” according to a two-paragraph statement sent via e-mail.  Jesper Parnevik will not be amongst the group.

Comments (7)

Trackback URL | Comments RSS Feed

  1. Carmen says:

    I have prayed for weeks for Tiger Woods to break his silence so that he and Elin can move on with their life. I just hope that whatever Tiger and Elin decide to do in the future will work the best for them and their two precious children.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

  2. reggi says:

    wow carmen what an incredibly productive use of your time!
    there is a place for you in heaven, and i hope you get there soon :)

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

  3. Fantastic site, where did you come up with the knowledge in this post? I’m pleased I found it though, ill be checking back soon to see what other articles you have.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

  4. hypotheek says:

    Hypotheken? Heel veel hypotheek informatie: verschillende hypotheekvormen, hypotheekrentes, nationale hypotheek garantie, hoe een hypotheek te vergelijken.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

  5. Hi. I genuinely liked reading via your current write-up!. High-quality material. I would undoubtedly advise you to occur up with articles a bit a lot more frequently. By doing this, having this type of a useful web site I sense you’ll rank higher within the search engines . I also subscribed for your Rss. Continue the great job!

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

  6. What I dont realize is how youre not even more well-liked than you might be now. Youre just so intelligent. You know so much about this subject matter, produced me consider it from so several various angles. Its like individuals arent interested unless it has anything to accomplish with Lady Gaga! Your stuffs great. Continue to keep it up!

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

  7. Hyman Wendel says:

    When I just recently stumbled on your blog and have been browsing along, I was thinking I would write my first feedback. I don’t know just what to point out other than I appreciated reading. Very good writings. I am going to carry on coming to your blog site more frequently.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Leave a Reply




If you want a picture to show with your comment, go get a Gravatar.