Nike to stick by Woods

Nike brand president Charlie Denson has said that the company will stick by Tiger Woods as he continues to go through a huge mess in personal life. We aren’t sure if you heard, but Tiger was involved in a car accident outside of his home in November and then all of a sudden 17 strippers all came out and said they had affairs with him. That sounds like an accurate roundup, right?

“Under the circumstances, the more he deals with the issues and the better he deals with them, the better off he’ll be when he does return,” Denson told The Associated Press.

Tiger should count his blessings on this one. Most corporate sponsors would want nothing to do with him and rightfully so.

“We’ve been supportive of Tiger since the story broke and we continue to be supportive,” Denson said. “He’s got issues he needs to deal with and he’s dealing with them. We are looking forward to him getting back on the golf course. We’ve been in touch with his camp. We’re very comfortable with where he’s at, how he’s dealing with it and we’re looking forward to his return.”

We’re sure that his sex addict therapy will do the trick. He’ll be good as new and now won’t want to ever bang any hot strippers that throw themselves at him in nightclubs.