Shaquille O’Neal to have surgery

We posted this in an earlier item and wanted to update it in a separate post so that we could increase our advertising revenue. Don’t hate. Cleveland Cavaliers center Shaquille O’Neal, who you may remember from his days with Fu Schnickens, will undergo surgery on his sore right thumb.

O’Neal visited with a doctor in Baltimore on Sunday and apparently the dude thinks he needs to cut him open to fix the thumb. The team has provided no timeline on his return, but it can’t be good.

Let’s speculate based on a dearth of information and say that he may never walk again let alone play basketball.