What if President Obama tweeted like Chris Johnson?
Here at OTR we wonder about a lot of things. We wonder how many times Jay Bilas used the word ‘tremendous’ last night at the 2010 NBA Draft. We set the over/under at 233. We wonder when the panel for the NFL pregame show will go six men deep, then seven. We wonder if sideline reporters will ever give us relevant information instead of telling us, ‘Doc Rivers just told me they need to limit their turnovers.’
We also wonder if Chris Johnson needs to hire a proofreader. OTR loves the Titans running back and his Twitter account. It’s pure entertainment. There’s nothing better than an uneducated, out-spoken athlete. For example…
- “Just got off the phn w/ my agent & its not good news I’m feeling lk @Revis24 rt now at least dey offering him.”
PHOTO CAPTION: “Yeeeaaaa eeeee yaaaaaaaahhh. Oooooohh kaaaaaayy! Whaaaaaaaaatt?!?
Wouldn’t the world be a little bit more fun if our country’s leaders used Twitter like our beloved professional athletes? What about President Obama? What if he updated us with everything he was doing from visiting the Middle East to passing health care? What if he used the same grammar as Chris Johnson? If he did, we are pretty sure this is what President Obama’s Twitter account would look like:
- “pass’n bills like steve nash. chill’n in da oval. wheres monika when you need her? lol” posted 14 minutes ago via HTC Peep
- “I be print’n and spend’n. Mak’n it rain in dah house wit Biden. shout out to Pakman, my OG.” posted 1 day ago via HTC Peep
- “back from ganny. we kill’n them beards.” posted 2 days ago via HTC Peep
- “Turn’n Ekonomy round. those Repubs don’t kno. chitown represent. Roll’n red karpet out for bron.” posted 2 days ago via HTC Peep
- “Calld us team and gav mad propz. Donovan needz ta git paid booyyyyyyy!” posted 2 days ago via HTC Peep.
- “Oil be spill’n in da golf. Tiger and me be goin out 2nite to be chang’n ourz.” posted 5 days ago via HTC Peep
- “Foxnws be hat’n. clean’n up bushs mess aint dat ez. opend bottle of crystl wit bernanke. dah bubbly help me thnk.” posted 10 days ago via HTC Peep
What else might Obama tweet?
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