Ron Washington isn’t on cocaine anymore (video)

Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington has a lot to be excited about these days. His team is going to the World Series for the first time in their history after taking out the New York Yankees Friday night in Game 6.

Washington also has to be excited about the fact that his 2009 positive test for cocaine is behind him. Long gone are the days of him being all hopped up on mountains of gorgeous white lines. Nope, those days are long gone.

Photo Caption: Washington argues that it’s perfectly normal for a guy to get a discount on a hooker if he’s the one that bought the coke.

And you can tell by his reactions in Friday night’s game against the Yankees. He’s definitely not interested in getting all zonked out on the white stuff anymore. He seems to be more into green tea and incense these days. And we have video proof.

Thanks to Ben Pavlovic for sending this along. He was able to stop jerking off with his tears from the Yankees losing just long enough to make this great vid: