Author Archive for Michael Perry

76ers should let fans pick mascot
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76ers should let fans pick mascot

Earlier this week, the 76ers’ new ownership group Apollo Global Management, headed by Joshua Harris, David Blitzer, Will Smith, and Carlton, decided enough was enough with their roided-up rabbit of a mascot.  Its a decision that has already caused massive internet waves throughout the 76ers communities. Massive internet waves?  Yes, and the biggest question is what [...]

Ben Roethlisberger’s fiance
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Ben Roethlisberger’s fiance

This past December, Pittsburgh Steeler Ben Roethlisberger asked 26-year-old Ashley Harlan for her hand in marriage.  Since that day, the NFL world hasn’t gotten a chance to know Ashley, their relationship, and why her father has worn a Haloti Ngata jersey for 104 days straight.  These questions are starting to be answered. In an interview [...]

2011 version:  The ugliest men in professional sports
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2011 version: The ugliest men in professional sports

Mel Kiper Jr:  Nobody in the world has more of a perfectly-parted widow’s peak than Mel Kiper Jr.  On varying days, the world’s most famous mock-drafter has somewhat of a poof, resembling a male-version of The Jersey Shore’s Snooki.  The comparisons with the little Italian ball of roundness doesn’t end there.  Both have very strong chins.  [...]

Phillies Dom Brown out for 3 to 6 weeks
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Phillies Dom Brown out for 3 to 6 weeks

Philadelphia Phillies former prospect Dominic Brown fractured his hamate bone in his right hand on Saturday and is likely to miss three to six weeks.  Don’t let the ‘former’ reference fool you.  He is still on the Phillies, but his horrible play has downgraded his ‘prospect’ status to being Ben Francisco’s prospective backup. PHOTO CAPTION:  [...]

Doug Legursky fixes snap issue with Yoga
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Doug Legursky fixes snap issue with Yoga

As Super Bowl Sunday gets closer, the possibility of Pittsburgh Steelers center Maurkic Pouncey playing gets slimmer.  The rookie Pro Bowler severely sprained and broke his snapping ankle during the first quarter in the AFC Championship game.  Currently, he is listed as ’highly doubtful.’ In steps Doug Legursky, who replaced Pouncey for the remainder of the game.  His [...]

Jay Cutler rips Desean Jackson
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Jay Cutler rips Desean Jackson

Jay Cutler, who was the subject of heated criticism for ‘tapping out’ against the Green Bay Packers in the NFC Championship game, has decided to return the favor to Eagles wide receiver Desean Jackson. “Grade two sprain?  Weak,” Cutler privately tweeted to OTR. Cutler’s tweet was in response to the news that Jackson will not be [...]

Maurkice Pouncey has many injuries
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Maurkice Pouncey has many injuries

Pittsburgh Steelers center Maurkice Pouncey is not only dealing with a sprained ankle with ligament damage, but the rookie Pro Bowler is also suffering from a broken ankle.  Early reports show Pouncey as “highly doubtful,” “privately skeptical,” and “severely obese” for February sixth’s Super Bowl. Pouncey suffered the injuries during the first quarter of the [...]

Memphis’ Mayo suspended for 10 games
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Memphis’ Mayo suspended for 10 games

The NBA has suspended Memphis Grizzlies guard O. J. Mayo for 10 games for violating the league and union’s anti-drug program.  The 10-game suspension comes without pay and will result in Mayo forfeiting $405,109 of his salary. The drug of choice?  Dehydroepiandrosterone.  The only drug in the English language to contain every letter in the [...]

Eagles looking at bringing back Sean McDermott?
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Eagles looking at bringing back Sean McDermott?

Despite firing him almost thirteen days ago, the Philadelphia Eagles are targeting former Philadelphia Eagles defense coordinator Sean McDermott to be their next defense coordinator. Several internet reports hint that the Eagles will ask the Carolina Panthers’ permission to interview McDermott for the position he just vacated. It’d be a double-lateral move for sure, but [...]

Is defense a reality for the Philadelphia Eagles?
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Is defense a reality for the Philadelphia Eagles?

Get someone to review your resume and contact your references, you could be the next defensive coordinator for the Philadelphia Eagles.  In a surprise move, Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie has decided to select his next coach through a reality television competition, which will be hosted by former Eagles special teamer Ike Reese and MTV’s Jersey [...]

Hasselbeck is the choice to lead Seahawks
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Hasselbeck is the choice to lead Seahawks

There were many thoughts running through every NFL fan’s head last Sunday evening as they watched the St Louis Rams play some sort of football against the Seattle Seahawks. Let me list a couple: Have I ever seen Charlie Whitehurst in a porno before? Please stop talking about the 12th man. Why am I still [...]

New Brett Favre sexting allegations
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New Brett Favre sexting allegations

I thought the most-likely retirement and the $50,000 paid to Jenn Sterger was it.  I thought Brett Favre was starting to slip out of our lives.  Guess what?  He’s back.  Two former New York Jets massage therapists filed a lawsuit against Favre, the New York Jets, and Lisa Ripi (she hired the massage therapists for [...]

Eric Mangini gets canned
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Eric Mangini gets canned

Cleveland Brown’s president Mike Holmgren decided enough was enough and fired head coach Eric Mangini on Monday.    In all fairness to Mangini, despite him being a total douchebag, it’s tough running a football organization with Jake Delhomme, Seneca Wallace, Brady Quinn, and Derek Anderson at quarterback.  Rookie Colt McCoy showed some promise, but a coach usually needs more than [...]

Charlie Weis headed to Florida to be a Gator
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Charlie Weis headed to Florida to be a Gator

According to ESPN’s Chris Mortensen, newly-hired Florida coach Will Muschamp has recruited Charlie Weis away from the Kansas City Chiefs to become the offense coordinator for the Gators.  Although the deal is a ‘foregone conclusion,’ Weis will finish off the season, including the playoffs, with the Chiefs. PHOTO CAPTION:  Charlie wears a grey shirt and [...]

Sixers’ Iguodala out until mid-January
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Sixers’ Iguodala out until mid-January

Good news for Philadelphia Sixers fans who follow the team closely, non-All-Star guard/forward Andre Iguodala will miss the next five games because of his right Achilles tendinitus.  He was listed as day-to-day, but coach Doug Collins wanted to give him extended rest so the foot can heal.  The injury has been bothering Iguodala all season, but more [...]

Denver requesting five first-round picks for Melo
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Denver requesting five first-round picks for Melo

As the February 24th trade deadline slowly approaches, the talks between the Nuggets and whoever wants the services of All-Star forward Carmelo Anthony are getting more and more ridiculous.  Specifically, the talks with the New Jersey Nets. PHOTO CAPTION:  After taco night, Melo’s teammates request he sits away from the team Adrian Wojnarowski of Yahoo! [...]

UCONN women finally lose, nobody really cares
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UCONN women finally lose, nobody really cares

Some sports records are sacred.  Joe Dimaggio’s 56-game hit streak.  Wilt Chamberlain’s 100-point game.  Nolan Ryan’s seven no-hitters.  Even Brett Favre’s 297-game streak.  The list goes on and there is one thing in common…they all come from men’s sports. PHOTO CAPTION:  Don’t tell these fans nobody cares Call me sexist, call me sexy, call me what you [...]

Look at that little Meggett run…to jail
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Look at that little Meggett run…to jail

It’s probably about time former NFL player Dave Meggett goes to jail.  After numerous sexual assault cases in Toronto and North Carolina, Meggett was finally sentenced to 30 years behind bars on charges of criminal sexual conduct and burglary, stemming from an encounter with a college student in North Charleston, S. C. in January 2009. [...]

Perry’s Week Six NFL Picks:  Upset City
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Perry’s Week Six NFL Picks: Upset City

Seattle Seahawks (+6.5) over Chicago Bears Two teams have never controlled their own destiny this early in a season more than the Chicago Bears and Seattle Seahawks. If either team wins out, they will win their respective divisions, which makes this Week Six match-up OTR’s Featured Game Of The Week. Unfortunately, for the Seahawks, Sunday’s [...]

Favre’s elbow could end his games streak
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Favre’s elbow could end his games streak

On Monday Night, it was obvious that Brett Favre’s elbow was causing him some discomfort.  During the second half, he was seen grabbing his throwing elbow after many of his passes.  Tendinitis will do that. Many Packers, Jets, and Vikings fans might view Brett’s in-game elbow grabbing as a ploy to set up an excuse for when [...]

TV head-to-head:  Philadelphia Eagles vs Philadelphia Phillies
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TV head-to-head: Philadelphia Eagles vs Philadelphia Phillies

Due to the Minnesota Twins failing to win any games against the New York Yankees, Philadelphia sports fans throughout this beautiful nation will have to decide which of their teams will be televised in their household.  Will it be Game 3 of the NLDS (8:07pm EST), featuring the Philadelphia Phillies and Cole Hamels vs the [...]

Sneak peek at Eagles/Bills Marshawn Lynch negotiations
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Sneak peek at Eagles/Bills Marshawn Lynch negotiations

We passed along an item earlier from Reuben Frank of Phillyburbs.com, that the Philadelphia Eagles had contacted the Buffalo Bills about the availability of RB Marshawn Lynch. LeSean McCoy has a cracked rib and the Eagles apparently aren’t thrilled about the idea of watching the 1-2 combo of Mike Bell and Eldra Buckley for several [...]

Perry’s Week 4 NFL Picks:  Fear the Oakland Raiders
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Perry’s Week 4 NFL Picks: Fear the Oakland Raiders

It feels like the NFL just started, but after this week 25 percent of the season will be done.  In a blink of an eye we’ll be a quarter of the way through.  So, before anything else flashes by, let’s get right into this weeks picks. Houston Texans (-3) over Oakland Raiders What a disappointing [...]

Denard Robinson to play against Indiana
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Denard Robinson to play against Indiana

Michigan Wolverines quarterback and Heisman hopeful Denard Robinson has been cleared to play against the Indiana Hoosiers in their Big Ten opener.  The two teams kick-off on Saturday at 3:30 PM ET at Indiana. Robinson exited the game last Saturday against Bowling Green after bruising his knee in the first quarter and didn’t return.  Despite [...]

New Jersey Nets no longer pursuing Carmelo Anthony
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New Jersey Nets no longer pursuing Carmelo Anthony

In a breaking story, that means absolutely nothing, ESPN.com is reporting that Carmelo Anthony is no longer being actively pursued by the Nets, according to NBA front-office sources. Why does this mean absolutely nothing?  Well, in the same story ESPN also states that the trade could be revived or that the Nets will construct another [...]