Category: Fun with drugs

Hurd supplied drugs to other NFL players?
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Hurd supplied drugs to other NFL players?

Now things are getting interesting. As if an NFL player getting busted as a major Chicago drug kingpin isn’t interesting enough. Now, a law enforcement source tells 670 The Score in Chicago that police have a list of NFL players who bought drugs from recently arrested Chicago Bears WR Sam Hurd. Oh boy! And the [...]

Hurd arrested on federal cocaine charges
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Hurd arrested on federal cocaine charges

It’s not rare for an athlete to get caught with drugs. It’s not rare for them to get caught doing drugs. But, having a dimebag of weed in your pocket at a club is not the same as what Chicago Bears WR Sam Hurd is charged with doing. Nope, Hurd has been arrested on federal [...]

Great news for Redskins! Davis and Williams suspended!
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Great news for Redskins! Davis and Williams suspended!

The Washington Redskins have not made a ton of great decisions to put their team in position for success in 2011. See: thinking John Beck and/or Rex Grossman were good quarterback options. But, they’ve also had a lot of bad luck as well. See: Cooley and Moss missing a lot of time. Sadly, now two [...]

Colts’ James likes to smoke his pot
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Colts’ James likes to smoke his pot

During the lockout, NFL players aren’t subject to the rules of the Personal Conduct Policy. As such, there are probably a ton of them smoking pot. However, not all have such thin holds on roster spots like the Indianapolis Colts’ Javarris James. Therefore, it’s a bad idea for him to be putting himself at risk [...]

Mallett admitted drug use at the Combine?
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Mallett admitted drug use at the Combine?

Few are concerned about the talent level of Arkansas QB Ryan Mallett. However, everyone seems to be worried about his character issues and party habits. While he has continued to downplay any drug use, he reportedly did admit to teams at the Combine that he’s used them in recreational fashion during his time at college. [...]

Jolly arrested…again
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Jolly arrested…again

In 2008, the Green Bay Packers suspended defensive tackle Johnny Jolly when he was arrested for possession of codeine, which is used to make “purple drank,” “sizzurp” or “lean.” It’s all the same crap, just different names. Last year, he entered a pre-trial diversion program to help him avoid jail time, and he was suspended [...]

Memphis’ Mayo suspended for 10 games
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Memphis’ Mayo suspended for 10 games

The NBA has suspended Memphis Grizzlies guard O. J. Mayo for 10 games for violating the league and union’s anti-drug program.  The 10-game suspension comes without pay and will result in Mayo forfeiting $405,109 of his salary. The drug of choice?  Dehydroepiandrosterone.  The only drug in the English language to contain every letter in the [...]

Brett Favre’s sister likes meth
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Brett Favre’s sister likes meth

This isn’t good. It’s bad enough that Brett Favre had a year that included getting really banged up, stinking up the joint on the football field and being accused of chasing young female Jets employees. Oh yeah, and they eventually filed a lawsuit against him. Now, it’s Brett Favre’s sister that’s in trouble (not a [...]

Stevens arrested on pot possession
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Stevens arrested on pot possession

If this isn’t the last straw for Jerramy Stevens then we don’t know what is. The troubled tight end has had numerous run-ins with the law, but has been clean since joining the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in 2007. That is until he was arrested on Saturday night. Stevens was arrested in Hillsborough County on charges [...]

Ron Washington isn’t on cocaine anymore (video)
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Ron Washington isn’t on cocaine anymore (video)

Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington has a lot to be excited about these days. His team is going to the World Series for the first time in their history after taking out the New York Yankees Friday night in Game 6. Washington also has to be excited about the fact that his 2009 positive test [...]

Zach Randolph rocks the party of all potheads in Indianapolis
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Zach Randolph rocks the party of all potheads in Indianapolis

Memphis Grizzlies forward Zach Randolph could be in some major hot water (as opposed to minor hot water?). He is being implicated in a big-time Indianapolis drug investigation in which a police informant has informed police (that’s what informants do) that Randolph is a major supplier of marijuana in the Indianapolis area. We guess the [...]

Kevin Ellison rocks the party
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Kevin Ellison rocks the party

San Diego Chargers safety Kevin Ellison was arrested on Monday afternoon for rocking the party. Officially, he was pulled over for speeding in a school zone and a police search of his vehicle turned up 100 pills of Vicodin. We don’t know why there was probably cause for a search, but ok. Vicodin is a [...]

Amare Stoudemire’s mother arrested
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Amare Stoudemire’s mother arrested

If it seems like the people here at OTR are obsessed with posting stories about sports figures who get arrested, it’s only because that is exactly the case. Say what you want, we have schadenfreude issues. It would seem that the mother of Phoenix Suns forward Amare Stoudemire had a little bit of a run-in [...]

Santonio Holmes facing four-game suspension
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Santonio Holmes facing four-game suspension

It seems that some players in the Steelers organization think they can get away with anything after winning two recent Super Bowls.  Finally, some discipline is being handed down.  Pittsburgh wide receiver Santonio Holmes is facing a four-game suspension under the NFL’s Substance Abuse Policy, according to Profootballtalk.com. Four-game suspensions come after multiple violations.  In [...]

OTRs Fantasy Turd League
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OTRs Fantasy Turd League

Finally, OTR is bringing it back.  New and improved.  This fantasy sports league is driven not by home runs, three-pointers made, save percentage or yards gained, but by brushes with the law, arrests, general misconduct and the severity of said misconduct. The league is free and open to all. PHOTO CAPTION: Is Jeff Reed turd [...]

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OTRs Articles of Fantasy Turd League

Roster Size/Positions: Each team will have 8 roster spots. The roster you must fill is as follows: One NFL player One NBA player One NHL player One MLB player One NFL, NBA, NHL, or MLB sports team (the coach/coaches of this team can collect player points) Three flex players from an NFL, NBA, NHL, or [...]

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OTRs Fantasy Turd League Points System

Below are the following rules on how to collect points for OTRs Fantasy Turd League. Ron Artest Rule: A player shall receive 1 point for every game he is suspended up to a maximum of 16 points per suspension. If the player is suspended during the playoffs or the suspension carries over into the playoffs, [...]

Bernie Carbo rocked the party every day of his career
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Bernie Carbo rocked the party every day of his career

Remember former Boston Red Sox outfielder Bernie Carbo? His huge pinch-hit, three-run HR to tie 1975 World Series Game 6 at 6-6. That set up the memorable arm-waving blast of Carlton Fisk. Oh, and Bernie was pretty much high for all of it. “I probably smoked two joints, drank about three or four beers, got [...]

Dwight Gooden rocks the party with a kid in the car
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Dwight Gooden rocks the party with a kid in the car

Former Major League Baseball pitcher Dwight Gooden was charged with driving under the influence of drugs, motor vehicle violations and leaving the scene of an accident, stemming from a two-vehicle crash around 9 a.m. Tuesday. On top of those wonderful charges, the 45-year old Gooden was also charged with child endangerment.  Why you ask?  That’s [...]

Ron Washington rocked the party…last year
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Ron Washington rocked the party…last year

Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington failed a drug test last year, according to Sports Illustrated’s Jon Heyman. Why on Earth was a manager using steroids? The easy answer is that he wasn’t; he was rolling up dollar bills and snacking a little cocaine. “I did make a mistake and I regret that I did it,” [...]

No booze during Jets-Bengals game
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No booze during Jets-Bengals game

When New York Jets fans stumble into Giants Stadium for the last time on Sunday evening, the venue will be as dry as Rosie O’Donnell’s vagina Ocean City, New Jersey. The Jets announced on Wednesday that they will not be serving alcohol during the Jet-Bengals game on Sunday night, because there were concerns of fan [...]

Dwayne Bowe suspended for four games
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Dwayne Bowe suspended for four games

Former LSU Tigers and current Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Dwayne Bowe was suspended by the National Football League on Tuesday for four games for “violating the NFL policy on performance enhancing substances.” PHOTO CAPTION:  “Yeah, get me five reds, eight greens, and a couple of those whites that get me all fast.” This is [...]

Andre Agassi rocked own party with meth
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Andre Agassi rocked own party with meth

According to the New York Daily News, Andre Agassi admits to using crystal meth during his playing career. Wow. The eight-time Grand Slam winner says in his upcoming book “Open,” that he starting using the drug in 1997, when his career went into a tailspin. Wonder what came first – the meth or the losing? [...]

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Mark McGwire joins Cards

OTR has learned that former MLB player Mark McGwire will be joining one of his former teams, the St. Louis Cardinals, as their hitting coach.  OTR learned this from watching TV and reading newspapers and not by knowing sources close to the situation. McGwire, who will be replacing Hal McRae, hasn’t done much for baseball since [...]

Alex Rodriguez won’t get penalty for steroid use
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Alex Rodriguez won’t get penalty for steroid use

In February 2009, New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez admitted he took a banned substance during 2001-03.  The news didn’t come with any shock because Jose Canseco told us this information two years prior. PHOTO CAPTION:  “I wish this was Jeter in my mouth…mmmmmmmmmmm” In one of the best speeches that was finally topped by President [...]