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Posted in Arrests, Baseball, Fun with drugs, Fun with guns, NBA, NFL, NHL on Apr 3rd, 2010
Finally, OTR is bringing it back. New and improved. This fantasy sports league is driven not by home runs, three-pointers made, save percentage or yards gained, but by brushes with the law, arrests, general misconduct and the severity of said misconduct. The league is free and open to all. PHOTO CAPTION: Is Jeff Reed turd [...]
Posted in Arrests, Baseball, Fun with drugs, Fun with guns, NBA, NFL, NHL, OTRs Fantasy Turd League on Apr 3rd, 2010
Roster Size/Positions: Each team will have 8 roster spots. The roster you must fill is as follows: One NFL player One NBA player One NHL player One MLB player One NFL, NBA, NHL, or MLB sports team (the coach/coaches of this team can collect player points) Three flex players from an NFL, NBA, NHL, or [...]
Posted in Arrests, Baseball, Fun with drugs, Fun with guns, NBA, NFL, NHL, OTRs Fantasy Turd League on Apr 3rd, 2010
Below are the following rules on how to collect points for OTRs Fantasy Turd League. Ron Artest Rule: A player shall receive 1 point for every game he is suspended up to a maximum of 16 points per suspension. If the player is suspended during the playoffs or the suspension carries over into the playoffs, [...]
Posted in Arrests, Fun with guns, NFL on Apr 1st, 2010
Cleveland.com is reporting that Cleveland Browns DT Shaun Rogers has been arrested at Hopkins International Airport in Cleveland. Rogers was boarding a plane when they found a gun in his bag. Police say that the gun was loaded and we have to wonder how on god’s green earth Rogers thought this was a good idea. [...]
Posted in Football, Fun with guns, NCAA on Mar 6th, 2010
One of University of Central Florida’s highest-profile recruits, Jose Jose, was arrested and charged with carrying a concealed firearm and aggravated assault with a firearm early Friday morning according to Dade County court records. PHOTO CAPTION: Canseco Canseco Jose was a standout lineman at Miami Central High School. He first committed to Tennessee last summer, [...]
Posted in Fun with guns, NFL on Feb 19th, 2010
It’s been riches to rags for Plaxico Burress’ family. They’ve come a long way since his game-winning Super Bowl catch in 2008. A long way, but the wrong way. The former New York Giants wide receiver’s waterfront home in Lighthouse Point, Florida is in foreclosure. Last August 2009, Burress was charged with two counts of [...]
Posted in Fun with guns, NBA on Jan 1st, 2010
This is absolutely bizarre. According to the New York Post, Washington Wizard teammates Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton pulled guns on each other during a Christmas Eve gambling dispute. After Arenas refused to pay up on a gambling debt, Crittenton became irate and shouted at Gilbert, “I’m not your punk.” In response, Arenas reportedly pulled [...]
Posted in Fun with guns, NBA on Dec 9th, 2009
In attempt to distract attention away from Tiger Woods, five armed intruders forced their way into Kobe Bryant’s gated Pelican Ridge neighborhood Tuesday night. The Los Angeles Times reported Wednesday morning that Newport Beach police were notified of the robbery in the gated Pelican Ridge neighborhood around 10:15 p.m. when someone called 911 from the [...]
Posted in Arrests, Football, Fun with guns, NCAA on Nov 12th, 2009
Three Tennessee freshmen, wide receiver Nu’Keese Richardson and defensive backs Janzen Jackson and Mike Edwards, were arrested and charged early Thursday for attempted arm robbery. PHOTO CAPTION: Nu’Keese Richardson tries to put the blame on Jackson and Edwards by pointing at them Richardson and Edwards approached a parked vehicle near Tennessee’s campus, one of them [...]
Posted in Arrests, Fun with guns, NBA on Nov 4th, 2009
Back on September 17th, Cleveland Cavaliers guard Delonte West was pulled over after cutting off a police officer with his motorcycle. When the officer searched Delonte, he found two loaded handguns and a loaded shotgun. On Tuesday during his eight-count indictment, it was revealed that a new weapon was found on West during his arrest, [...]
Posted in Baseball, Fun with guns, Injuries on Nov 4th, 2009
Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Vicente Padilla was accidentally shot by his “escort” on Tuesday at a shooting range in his native Nicaragua. PHOTO CAPTION: What the F is in my hat? The story as of today is Padilla’s escort was trying to fix his malfunctioning gun when it went off. The bullet grazed Vicente’s right [...]
Posted in Arrests, Fun with guns, Kids Alert!, NBA on Sep 18th, 2009
One of OTR’s favorite NBA players was arrested Thursday after police found a handgun in his pocket, a handgun strapped to his leg and a shotgun in a suitcase he was carrying all while speeding on a motorcycle. Let me repeat that, after police found a handgun in his pocket, a handgun strapped to his leg and a shotgun [...]
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