Category: Fun with guns

Aqib Talib surrenders to police
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Aqib Talib surrenders to police

We mentioned the other day that Tampa Bay Buccaneers QB Aqib Talib was a “person of interest” in a Texas shooting a week ago. Talib allegedly fired gun shots at his sister’s boyfriend. Now, he has surrendered to the cops after there was a warrant out for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Shannon Billings, [...]

Talib a “person of interest” in Texas shooting
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Talib a “person of interest” in Texas shooting

Tampa Bay Buccaneers cornerback Aqib Talib is as talented on the field as he is troubled off of it. There were red flag character concerns for him all the way back to the 2008 NFL draft. And he seems to be at it again. The Garland, Texas Police Department consider him a “person of interest” [...]

Meriweather was the shooter?
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Meriweather was the shooter?

Last week, an attorney in Florida claimed that New England Patriots safety Brandon Meriweather pulled the trigger of a gun at a party. The problem? It grazed one person and hit another in the head. That’s no good. But then, a member or two of Meriweather’s family (why would they lie?) said that while Meriweather [...]

OTRs Fantasy Turd League
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OTRs Fantasy Turd League

Finally, OTR is bringing it back.  New and improved.  This fantasy sports league is driven not by home runs, three-pointers made, save percentage or yards gained, but by brushes with the law, arrests, general misconduct and the severity of said misconduct. The league is free and open to all. PHOTO CAPTION: Is Jeff Reed turd [...]

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OTRs Articles of Fantasy Turd League

Roster Size/Positions: Each team will have 8 roster spots. The roster you must fill is as follows: One NFL player One NBA player One NHL player One MLB player One NFL, NBA, NHL, or MLB sports team (the coach/coaches of this team can collect player points) Three flex players from an NFL, NBA, NHL, or [...]

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OTRs Fantasy Turd League Points System

Below are the following rules on how to collect points for OTRs Fantasy Turd League. Ron Artest Rule: A player shall receive 1 point for every game he is suspended up to a maximum of 16 points per suspension. If the player is suspended during the playoffs or the suspension carries over into the playoffs, [...]

Rogers arrested at airport with a gun
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Rogers arrested at airport with a gun

Cleveland.com is reporting that Cleveland Browns DT Shaun Rogers has been arrested at Hopkins International Airport in Cleveland. Rogers was boarding a plane when they found a gun in his bag. Police say that the gun was loaded and we have to wonder how on god’s green earth Rogers thought this was a good idea. [...]

Jose Jose rocks the party
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Jose Jose rocks the party

One of University of Central Florida’s highest-profile recruits, Jose Jose, was arrested and charged with carrying a concealed firearm and aggravated assault with a firearm early Friday morning according to Dade County court records. PHOTO CAPTION: Canseco Canseco Jose was a standout lineman at Miami Central High School.  He first committed to Tennessee last summer, [...]

Plaxico Burress could be homeless
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Plaxico Burress could be homeless

It’s been riches to rags for Plaxico Burress’ family.  They’ve come a long way since his game-winning Super Bowl catch in 2008.  A long way, but the wrong way.   The former New York Giants wide receiver’s waterfront home in Lighthouse Point, Florida is in foreclosure. Last August 2009, Burress was charged with two counts of [...]

Gilbert Arenas pulled gun on Javaris Crittenton
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Gilbert Arenas pulled gun on Javaris Crittenton

This is absolutely bizarre.  According to the New York Post, Washington Wizard teammates Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton pulled guns on each other during a Christmas Eve gambling dispute. After Arenas refused to pay up on a gambling debt, Crittenton became irate and shouted at Gilbert, “I’m not your punk.” In response, Arenas reportedly pulled [...]

Kobe Bryant’s gated community victim of armed robbery
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Kobe Bryant’s gated community victim of armed robbery

In attempt to distract attention away from Tiger Woods, five armed intruders forced their way into Kobe Bryant’s gated Pelican Ridge neighborhood Tuesday night. The Los Angeles Times reported Wednesday morning that Newport Beach police were notified of the robbery in the gated Pelican Ridge neighborhood around 10:15 p.m. when someone called 911 from the [...]

Three Tennessee Volunteers charged with arm robbery
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Three Tennessee Volunteers charged with arm robbery

Three Tennessee freshmen, wide receiver Nu’Keese Richardson and defensive backs Janzen Jackson and Mike Edwards, were arrested and charged early Thursday for attempted arm robbery. PHOTO CAPTION:  Nu’Keese Richardson tries to put the blame on Jackson and Edwards by pointing at them Richardson and Edwards approached a parked vehicle near Tennessee’s campus, one of them [...]

More trouble and charges for Delonte West
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More trouble and charges for Delonte West

Back on September 17th, Cleveland Cavaliers guard Delonte West was pulled over after cutting off a police officer with his motorcycle.  When the officer searched Delonte, he found two loaded handguns and a loaded shotgun. On Tuesday during his eight-count indictment, it was revealed that a new weapon was found on West during his arrest, [...]

Vicente Padilla accidentally shot
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Vicente Padilla accidentally shot

Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Vicente Padilla was accidentally shot by his “escort” on Tuesday at a shooting range in his native Nicaragua. PHOTO CAPTION:  What the F is in my hat? The story as of today is Padilla’s escort was trying to fix his malfunctioning gun when it went off.  The bullet grazed Vicente’s right [...]

Delonte West arrested on weapons charges
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Delonte West arrested on weapons charges

One of OTR’s favorite NBA players was arrested Thursday after police found a handgun in his pocket, a handgun strapped to his leg and a shotgun in a suitcase he was carrying all while speeding on a motorcycle.  Let me repeat that, after police found a handgun in his pocket, a handgun strapped to his leg and a shotgun [...]