Category: Kids Alert!

McCluster gets reps at tailback
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McCluster gets reps at tailback

We preface this post by saying that we have a man-crush on Kansas City Chiefs WR/KR/RB Dexter McCluster. We caught a whiff of McCluster last year when he shat (it’s not swearing if you use a made-up, improper form of the word) upon the University of Tennessee while running for Ole’ Miss. This. Kid. Can. [...]

Willie Clark found guilty of murdering Darrent Williams
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Willie Clark found guilty of murdering Darrent Williams

In Denver, the jury has reached a verdict in the case of murder against Willie Clark. They have found him guilty of killing Denver Broncos CB Darrent Williams and guilty of attempted murder of all the other passengers in the limo. Clark, 26, was involved in an altercation with wide receiver Brandon Marshall and others [...]

Saints win, Manning sore loser
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Saints win, Manning sore loser

You may have heard by now that the New Orleans Saints beat the Indianapolis Colts 31-17 in Sunday’s Super Bowl. But what you may not have heard is that Peyton Manning is a poor sport and no one will really mention it because he’s Peyton Manning, Lord and Savior of all things living, deceased and/or [...]

Jeff Reed makes great decisions
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Jeff Reed makes great decisions

Pittsburgh Steelers kicker Jeff Reed is at it again. He was arrested Sunday night outside of McFadden’s Bar around 9pm for numerous drunken violations, according to police. Police said they were dispatched to the location for something else when they noticed a man urinating out of a large, white SUV. And no, the SUV was [...]

Braylon rocks Ed Givens’ party
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Braylon rocks Ed Givens’ party

Cleveland Browns WR Braylon Edwards, whose charity we donate $5 to for every one of his drops in our “Drops for Tots” program, allegedly cold cocked a local event promoter at a nightclub early Monday morning. Edward Givens says that Braylon started running his mouth around 2:30am and eventually punched him the face. “After the [...]

Philip Rivers fined for taunting, again (video)
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Philip Rivers fined for taunting, again (video)

San Diego Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers is probably one of the most annoying players in the NFL.  One of the most annoying players in the NFL to play against, I should say.  OTR thinks he is quite entertaining. PHOTO CAPTION:  What is the ref grabbing for with his left hand? Rivers was involved in yet [...]

Delonte West arrested on weapons charges
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Delonte West arrested on weapons charges

One of OTR’s favorite NBA players was arrested Thursday after police found a handgun in his pocket, a handgun strapped to his leg and a shotgun in a suitcase he was carrying all while speeding on a motorcycle.  Let me repeat that, after police found a handgun in his pocket, a handgun strapped to his leg and a shotgun [...]

Jets’ Shaun Ellis gets costly suspension
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Jets’ Shaun Ellis gets costly suspension

The NFL has formally suspended defensive end Shaun Ellis for one game because of his November 2008 arrest on marijuana charges. The league has also fined Ellis $100,000. Now, when you look at the lost game check for Ellis, that will cost him $273,529 based on his $4.65 million salary for 2009. The Jets fined [...]

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Patrick Kane rocks cab driver's party

The Philadelphia Flyers thought they lost out in 2007 when they lost a coin flip that would have given them the #1-overall pick in the NHL draft. The Chicago Blackhawks selected Patrick Kane with that pick and the Flyers settled for James Van Riemsdyk. The Blackhawks may have the better player right now, but at [...]

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Teenage Lebron James loved the weed smoke

In Shooting Stars, written by Lebron James and co-author Buzz Bissinger, James admits he smoked marijuana during his junior year in high school. KIDS ALERT:  Pay attention to this lesson children, it is very important.  Drugs are bad.  Smoking anything will harm your body.  Ignore the fact that the best basketball player in the world [...]