We keep telling ourselves that every city has theirs too. Every sports town has their share of idiots who do stupid things and make others look bad.

Well, why is it that Philadelphia fans are the ones that keep making it into newspapers, television and websites? You can’t make this stuff up. I mean….look at this chick.

Here is one of the Eagles classier fans and there are a few things to take note of when making your own photo caption in the comments:

1. She has no problem dropping her pants and peeing in a public parking lot.
2. She doesn’t seem to be trying too hard to be furtive.
3. She not only doesn’t mind having her picture taken with her bare ass hanging out while using the lavatory, she actually seems stoked by it.
4. Yes, she’s flipping us all off.
5. Did she just drink the entire Delaware River? Look at how much has flowed out of her!
6. It’s still kind of hot?

Okay, so there you go. We welcome photo caption ideas and other thoughts you may have about this wonderful sight.

The rumors were right, Big Ben has managed to get himself out of trouble once again. District Attorney Fred Bright announced today that he will not be filing any charges against the Steelers’ QB after a Georgia college student recently accused Ben of sexually assaulting her at a nightclub.

“We are not condoning Mr. Roethlisberger’s actions that night,” Bright said. “But we do not prosecute morals. We prosecute crimes.”

Adding, “I know when I have a case and I know when I don’t. And I do not have enough evidence to convince 12 jurors beyond a reasonable doubt that Mr. Roethlisberger was guilty of rape.”

PHOTO CAPTION: Could anything in this picture be part of the reason he gets himself in trouble? Make your own photo caption in the comments section.

Doesn’t exactly sound like a ringing endorsement of his innocence. But then again the 20-year-old accuser also decided not to press charges, which she announced in a letter through her lawyer.

Bright went on to say that both the student and Roethlisberger were drinking that evening (no surprise there), but there was simply not enough evidence to determine for sure what went on in the bathroom. The woman was examined after the incident but the doctor could not say for sure that she was raped and the DNA that was found was not enough to test.

Over the weekend, NFL Network’s Warren Sapp was arrested and charged for domestic battery after being accused of choking his girlfriend at The Shore Club, a hotel in Miami.

Keep in mind this former NFL player is 6-2 and probably tips the scales around 300 pounds when you read the following…

According to the police affidavit, Sapp tried to choke the woman and pushed her down on a couch. The argument continued and Sapp grabbed her by her shirt and neck and threw her down again, giving the victim bruises on her neck and a swollen knee.

If this is the truth, Sapp’s career in NFL broadcasting will be over.  And there are reports that the allegations are false, so for now…

…let’s just have fun with Warren Sapp’s mugshot.

PHOTO CAPTION:  Warren, do you wear a tight necklace or is that your neck fat?

PHOTO CAPTION: –Place your own in comments–