Former Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow (that has a nice ring to it) will be appearing in a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl on February 7th with his mother, Pam Tebow.

Starring in commercials is the only way Tim Tebow will ever be associated with the Super Bowl.

PHOTO CAPTION:  A couple Christian youths hang out, pool side

The Christian group Focus on the Family says the Tebows will share a personal story centering on the theme “Celebrate Family, Celebrate Life” and will most likely be an anti-abortion message focusing on Pam Tebow’s 1987 pregnancy.  After getting sick during a mission trip to the Philippines, she ignored a recommendation by doctors to abort her fifth child and gave birth to Tim.

Thank goodness they didn’t buy a 2-minute slot?

Since 1973, almost 50 million future Heisman Trophy winners have been aborted.  OTR is expecting this to be the message.

We do not want to hear this garbage during Super Bowl Sunday.  OTR wants to see hot chicks eating Doritos and men choosing to save their Miller Lite bottle over their bible-loving girlfriend from falling off a cliff.

YOUTUBE CAPTION:  “If me and buster were hanging off a cliff, what is she talking about….*laughs*…I know.”

A 10-foot alligator who was bathing in a pond at Ocean Creek Golf Course in Beaufort County, South Carolina tore off a golfers arm late last week.

The 70-something-year-old golfer hit his golf ball into the hazard.  When he went to retrieve his horrible shot, the alligator grabbed a hold of his arm and ripped it off.  The one-armed man was given a mulligan for his unlucky situation.

PHOTO CAPTION:  The Gator was not Tim Tebow

The golfer is being treated at the Medical University of South Carolina where they are trying to reattach his arm which was retrieved from the alligator.  However, the gator did not let him have his ball back.  Just the arm.

The gator was killed shortly after.