Tag: "Andre Johnson"

Johnson escapes suspension
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Johnson escapes suspension

If you watched any football at all on Sunday, surely you saw the WWE Smackdown event that took place between Houston Texans WR Andre Johnson and Tennessee Titans CB Cortland Finnegan. Football fights tend to suck, because everyone has so much padding on (namely, helmets with facemasks) no one ever really gets a good shot [...]

Johnson aggravated high-ankle sprain in loss to Cowboys
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Johnson aggravated high-ankle sprain in loss to Cowboys

If you play fantasy football and have Houston Texans WR Andre Johnson on your team, you most likely took him very high, unless you play in a league with school children. So, when you hear “high-ankle sprain,” it makes you cringe. But, that’s what the Texans are calling Johnson’s ankle injury that he re-aggravated in [...]

Week Three:  NFC East game predictions
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Week Three: NFC East game predictions

My job as an amateur non-journalist is to please NFL fans with bold predictions and game insight.  You may call 1-800 numbers for Joey Bambino’s ‘lock of the week,’ but what he tells you isn’t the same thing he tells the next guy.  It’s his job to get 50% of the money on one side [...]

Johnson needs MRI on ankle
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Johnson needs MRI on ankle

Houston Texans WR Andre Johnson was an absolute beast this week against the Washington Redskins as the team rallied from a hefty deficit to get a win. His 158 yards and a TD (34 yards) were filthy, but his ankle injury wasn’t really. It actually kind of sucked. But, he did get back into the [...]

Andre Johnson gets paid
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Andre Johnson gets paid

Houston Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson is most likely the best receiver in the entire NFL, and hence, the entire world. He’s huge, he’s fast, he uses his body brilliantly (especially on the dance floor) and he has great hands. Well now, he’ll be paid like the uber elite WR that he is. The Texans [...]

Andre Johnson will report to OTAs today
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Andre Johnson will report to OTAs today

Houston Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson has missed the first three days of ‘voluntary’ OTAs (Organized Team Activities).  Not a huge deal, but one can assume, then guarantee, that if Johnson was making a salary which reflected his dominating abilities he would have been on the field at the beginning of the week. In March [...]

High-end wide receivers seem poised to play
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High-end wide receivers seem poised to play

Houston Texans WR Andre Johnson is dealing with a punctured lung. Indianapolis Colts WR Reggie Wayne tweaked a groin last week. Detroit Lions WR Calvin Johnson has a knee issue he’s been dealing with. Well, good news! Texans head coach Gary Kubiak has declared Johnson “ready to go” this week. Put him in your fantasy [...]