Tag: "Barack Obama"

Hank says you can’t fire me ’cause I quit…even though he got fired
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Hank says you can’t fire me ’cause I quit…even though he got fired

By now, you’ve all heard about Hank Williams, Jr. going on Fox and Friends in order to…wait, why was he on there again? He talked about Monday Night Football, but was that the real reason he was on there? We aren’t saying one way or another, just curious why Fox would have a guy on [...]

Are you ready for some Hitlerrrrrrr?  Hank Williams apologizes
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Are you ready for some Hitlerrrrrrr? Hank Williams apologizes

You may or may not have heard about Hank Williams, Jr.’s comments on Fox and Friends’ Monday morning program. Yep, he made an analogy about President Barack Obama and Speaker of the House John Boehner playing golf that equated their little get together with Adolf Hitler fraternizing with Benjamin Netanyahu. It didn’t go over well. [...]

Five NASCAR drivers turn down Obama’s invitation
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Five NASCAR drivers turn down Obama’s invitation

For a sport that prides itself on patriotism, this seems especially rude. President Obama and the White House are honoring Jimmie Johnson and 11 other drivers from NASCAR in a ceremony on Wednesday, but five guys can’t make it due to “scheduling conflicts.” Greg Biffle, Kurt Busch, Carl Edwards, Kevin Harvick and Tony Stewart are [...]

President Obama destroyed Rondo’s jump shot
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President Obama destroyed Rondo’s jump shot

Not surprisingly, OTR’s Republican older brother tipped us off on this one. He would love nothing more than for this to be true. It would be another bad thing Obama did, and it would be to the hated Boston Celtics. According to Shaquille O’Neal in some new book of his, Barack Obama ruined Rajon Rondo’s [...]

U.S. doesn’t get World Cup, Obama says it was “wrong decision”
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U.S. doesn’t get World Cup, Obama says it was “wrong decision”

The United States will not be hosting a World Cup any time soon. And if you are a statistic, then you won’t ever see a World Cup in the United Stated in your lifetime. The 2018 World Cup will be played in Russia, provided that it is still called that. And that is also provided [...]

Portugal lays the smackdown on North Korea
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Portugal lays the smackdown on North Korea

We admit that we don’t know much about Portugal’s politics. Don’t know; don’t care. We’ll be more concerned when we hear about them bombing our subways or selling illegal hand grenades to that radical Marxist known as Barack Obama. But one thing is clear about Portuguese policy: They hate communism. How do we know? Well [...]

Murray State knocks out Vanderbilt
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Murray State knocks out Vanderbilt

This is by far the biggest upset of the NCAA Tournament today. #13 seed Murray State dropped a bad one on #4 Vanderbilt, when a last-second buzzer beater fell in to give the Racers as 66-65 win. So how far did you have Vandy going? Hopefully not too far. And if you picked Murray State [...]

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Obama drops N-bomb

President Barack Obama dropped a huge explosion on the Nationals recently. Why…what did you think we were talking about? We have to get new headline writers here, this is getting out of control. So yeah, anyway, the President recently said about MLB, “every team has a chance … except for the Nationals.” Ouch! On the [...]