Tag: "Texas"

Snow Bowl Beware
5

Snow Bowl Beware

The NFL should use this weeks weather attention and use it as a warning for future Super Bowls sight selections.

Austin is getting a bong-shaped racetrack
0

Austin is getting a bong-shaped racetrack

Good news, Austin, TX! You are getting a brand spanking new Grand Prix racetrack. And based on what we are seeing, there are a few different objects that designer Herman Tilike may have used for inspiration. Is it a huge bong as Jalopnik suggests? Is it a microscope? How about a dildo (sexual assault with [...]

2

Preseason high school football brawl in Texas

Where else? This is from a Spring/Clear Spring preseason football scrimmage in good ol’ Texas. We don’t really know what to say about this, other than we love the idiot kid saying “we got one of ‘em hurt!” Say it in an obnoxious southern accent for full effect. Maybe we think this is ridiculous because [...]

BCS Games and Vegas Odds
7

BCS Games and Vegas Odds

Allstate Sugar Bowl:  Cincinnati vs. Florida (-10.5), January 1, 2010 PHOTO CAPTION:  There’s no crying at the Sugar Bowl or we ship you to Dawson’s Creek Rose Bowl Presented byCiti the taxpayers who bailed out Citi:  Oregon (-2) vs. Ohio State, January 1, 2010 PHOTO CAPTION:  Rose McGowan hosts her 96th bowl game Tostitos Fiesta [...]